Chris Christie may or may not have been held hostage by Donald Trump, but he has certainly found the place where he feels the most free. Christie humbly surrendered himself to The Boss at a Bruce Springsteen concert Monday night, letting his soul be free as he Dad Danced down The River.
Someone else in the audience spotted him literally in a transcendental, meditative trance.
Fellow Springsteen fans caught Christie showing off his repertoire of dance moves.
1. The Fist Pump (He is from Jersey, after all)
GUYS CHRIS CHRISTIE COULDNT BE CUTER IF HE TRIED AHHHHH CHRIS CHRISTIE FOR CHAIRDAD OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF DADDDD pic.twitter.com/yd4g3o63UA— Derek Simon (@DerekSimonID4) April 26, 2016
2. The Air Drumming
3. The Rigorous Lip Syncing
"Trapped: The Saga of Chris Christie and the George Washington Bridge" pic.twitter.com/gddbEZN0ju— Jon Schwartz (@jonlschwartz1) April 26, 2016
4. The Shake and Clap
Christie loves Springsteen so much, it must have killed him when The Boss blasted him for Bridgegate.