At the Republican debate last night hosted by CNN, Chris Christie talked about defending "four dicks" from being attacked in his state of New Jersey, according to the same Internet commenters who think Taylor Swift knows a lot of "Starbucks lovers" and Jimi Hendrix wants you to excuse him while he goes and kisses "this guy." Actually, as sources like BuzzFeed are reporting (along with anyone who was sentient in 2007), Christie said "Fort Dix." It is still true, however, that Christie has to defend himself against way more than four dicks at every Republican presidential debate.

Sources: Buzzfeed