Guy sticks it to Trump's NFL criticism by roasting every flag in the world.
By now, you must have heard that Donald Trump and his merry men have interpreted football players' kneeling protests against systemic racism and police brutality as sins against the American flag.
Because that peaceful protest isn't about Betsy Ross's creation, British comedian Ken Cheng set out to show the internet what actually disrespecting the flag looks like. Cheng is now roasting all 195 of the world's flags because nothing is sacred.
Here are his best flag burns.
United Kingdom:
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
What is this why are the red diagonals not even aligned
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wtf you didn't even try, just 3 colours what are you an ice cream
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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ok italy this is just france but you know what the "fill" button is
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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Germany:
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
an assault on the eyes, colours don't work, 1 star
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Chad, you are a mouldy France, plus we all know a douchebag called Chad
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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a shield ain't gonna protect you from what I'm going to say Slovakia
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
you're ugly
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goes for you too Slovenia oh boy your shield is tiny compared to Slovakia you got so pwned
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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actually have to admit Swaziland flag is cool, NFL players would struggle to take a knee, esp as it looks like an actual football
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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ok Sri Lanka is p badass, it's a lion with a SWORD, a lion is already a powerful animal in the wild and they gave it a SWORD
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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the Brunei one is fab it's hands make it look like it's doing a "what the hell" gesture which is a good attitude to have
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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fuckin hell Mozambique has an actual rifle in it, but also a book? I admire their balanced view on life, maybe we do need both?
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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Botswana didn't see it coming.
Guys I have an audition in an hour, should I sack it off, all I want to do is do the last 170 countries?
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
ps Botswana, learn art
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Colombia has a lot to learn.
I should go but I cant reject the will of the people
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
Colombia, you're top heavy, we've all tried to divide by hand, get a ruler
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I only care about #FlagDisrespect2017
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
Costa Rica it looks like you've zoomed in on the diagonal of the UK flag
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fuckin awkward when Peru and Austria turn up at the same party, one of them needs to change
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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Cheng's got some harsh words for Great Britain's cousins in the Commonwealth.
Don't even get me started on all the flags with the Union Jack in the corner, like some serious daddy issues there Australia
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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New Zealand you get annoyed when people mistake you for Australia but you really aren't doing yourself any favours here
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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And no it doesn't make up for it if you get a 5 year old to do a drawing of a lion Fiji
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
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Tuvalu
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
seriously forget who your daddy is, be your own country
I bet your favourite film is "Flags of our Fathers"
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The task got to overwhelming that at some point, Cheng's "intern" Humbert had to take over the roasting.
Oman more like Oh man this sucks, why is there a symbol in the corner which looks like some S&M gear
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
-Humbert
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pls buy my book Humbert Wendell's Theories of Why Flags Are Bad, it has a chapter on how Japan's flag makes ppl become snipers
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
-H
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Cape Verde's flag is a red line through what looks like an old EU flag, that's why so many Cape Verdeans voted Leave
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 25, 2017
-Humbert
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After a night's sleep, Cheng is still going, but he's only just begun.
Good morning everyone!
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 26, 2017
Saudi Arabia looks like one of those cryptic brain teasers for "the pen is mightier than the sword"
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Kuwait you look like one of those optical illusions that demonstrate changing 3d perspectives. You could be a metal bar or a room
— Ken Cheng (@kenchengcomedy) September 26, 2017
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69 (nice!) down, 106 to go.