"I feel like a great weight has been lifted....oh, who am I kidding?"

Yeah, that's the stuff. A crooked politician squirming (as much as a man his size can squirm) and being forced to admit they're a lying (giant) sack of poop. MMM. More of this, please, and from some American sleazeballs if possible. Apparently, Rob Ford also announced today that he's taking a vacation to Florida (where he has already been arrested for a DUI and drug possession in the past). What a perfectly insane state for him to take a load off. 

Sources: Bruce Arthur on Instagram | Gawker