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With only a fraction of the GOP's candidates and a complete lack of Donald Trump, many innocent political junkies assume it will be easy to play a political drinking game during tonight's #DemDebate. This kind of false confidence leads to news nerds waking up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of who Martin O'Malley is (assuming they had that memory to begin with). Here are some simple steps you can take to play it safe while booze and Lincoln Chafee compete to see who can put you to sleep first:

Martin O'Malley seen here where he's always been: firmly behind Hillary and Bernie. Also, on the left is Lincoln Chafee. On the right is Jim Webb. Congrats, you can now host a political podcast.
Martin O'Malley seen here where he's always been: firmly behind Hillary and Bernie. Also, on the left is Lincoln Chafee. On the right is Jim Webb. Congrats, you can now host a political podcast.