Little Marco and Lyin' Ted Cruz are going to have to take a backseat to Dodgy Dave, the insult hurled at British Prime Minister David Cameron by an 84-year-old member of Parliament named Dennis Skinner. This resulted in a televised row that has since gone viral, as the unapologetic octogenarian was first ordered to withdraw the adjective (apparently it's fine to call the Prime Minister "Dave"), and then ordered to leave Parliament after he repeated the insult.

The video is highly entertaining, and a reminder that Parliament is way, way more fun than the US Congress*, especially during Prime Minister's Questions, which is when representatives get to directly question the nation's leader. That's when this took place.