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The National Prayer Breakfast is a blessed event in which the president of the United States delivers a humbling speech about the role faith plays in his life. Ever the humble, spiritually-enlightened man, President Trump took the opportunity to implore the crowd, which included foreign dignitaries, to call on the pulpit to pray for a man in need: Arnold Schwarzenegger, suffering from a fatal condition dear to Trump's heart called "low ratings."

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Here's the TL;DR in chyron form.

Schwarzenegger was quick with the clapback.

The Terminator terminated him back with, "Hey Donald, I have a great idea. Why don't we switch jobs. You take over TV, because you're such an expert in ratings, and I take over your job, so people can finally sleep comfortable again."

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Alas, putting Arnold Schwarzenegger in charge would be against the Constitution, because he wasn't born in the States. But Trump and co. have already pooped on the document so much, breaking this rule wouldn't even set off an alarm.