Donald Trump was a contender for Time Magazine's Person of the Year, and today the magazine released footage of Donald struggling with a bald eagle during a photo shoot at his office in Manhattan. The eagle is named Uncle Sam, and he's 27 years old. It's unclear whether he's a registered voter, but he certainly did not volunteer for this job. It appears as though he dislikes Trump more than the person who swapped Trump's dialogue with Darth Vader's in Star Wars clips.
The best footage of all is when Uncle Sam totally messes up Trump's hair. Using the wingspan of a bald eagle as a relative gauge of measurement, that strand of hair appears to be at least eight inches long. Strands of hair that long come only from comb-overs. That's pure comb-over baby, which disproves the time Trump invited a random woman from an audience to pull on his hair in a sad attempt to prove its strength.