Perhaps the strangest takeaway from Monday night's first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump was Trump's bizarre sniffing, which continued throughout the entire event and mesmerized the internet. Conspiracy theorists on Twitter know that such telltale sniffing can only mean one thing: a raging cocaine problem. Former presidential candidate Howard Dean got the theory going.

Let's be clear. There's no evidence that Trump has ever been super jumped-up on coke. He claims to have never drank or used drugs in his life, and all eyewitness accounts support this.