For all the time he spends on Twitter, President Donald Trump has no idea how it works, and what words mean.
To habitual users of the internet, and millennial parlance, "D" is for dick. Therefore, the tweet reads as if POTUS is anxiously awaiting a sexual encounter with a penis.
By "easy d" he could mean "easy decision," but it isn't clear. Trump's administration is waiting on a ruling from an appeals court that could strike down his controversial, nightmarish Muslim ban. Perhaps the president shouldn't be tweeting complex things if he can't fit the word in.
Easy D also sounds like a relative of Eazy-E.
Twitter users took to "easy D" like thirsty Tinder users take to easy D.
Here are the greatest tweets on the matter.