In honor of the White House's (My Family's Products Are Not) Made In America week, titans of American manufacturing were invited to hang with the hypocrite.
American-made trucks and yachts were parked on the South Lawn, and Donald Trump had the time of his life getting to play in a real live fire truck, just like the heroes do!!!
Wow! Honk honk!
How beautiful it is to be reunited with your first love, especially one that makes you look so masculine and handsome!
As with everything, here are some ~fire~ takes!
I'll believe that Trump is growing into the presidency when his staff stops treating him like a toddler. pic.twitter.com/dHSPvLOaUm— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) July 17, 2017
"Mr. President, why were you in that fire truck?"— Hand. (@stateofthehand) July 17, 2017
"It was about adoption."
For a good time, watch the parody of Trump's truck obsession from Comedy Central's The President Show...if it still counts as parody.