In all fairness, we've never had to hear the avocado say anything supremely dumb.

A terrible politician, but a worse base for guacamole. (via Getty)

Please forgive me if I make a extremely controversial statement, but I do not find Donald Trump to be a particularly serious politician. There, I said it! Man, it feels good to get that off my chest.

Somehow, despite the endless stream of dumb, racist and just plain weird things that come out of his mouth 24/7, he's still managed to secure himself as the current number two choice among GOP primary voters (a fact I will submit without further comment).

But what about a poll that actually carries a little bit of weight? Like, say, a non-scientific online poll administered via Twitter between Trump and an avocado. How would he do in such a situation. Not too great, it turns out:

Sources: @avocadofact | h/t Mashable