Donald Trump will see you in court.
Today, The Donald Trump spent the day in court. He was surprisingly not there to declare bankruptcy again, but in the jury box.
Yup, Republican Presidential Candidate/insult comic Donald Trump reported for jury duty in New York City. He arrived at a courthouse in Lower Manhattan and was greeted by photographers before joining 75 of his fellow potential jurors in the jury room. What a fine, upstanding citizen — doing what is expected of him, complying with his civic obligation, only after being fined $250 for failing to report multiple times in recent years.
This is an exciting "Celebrities: they're just like us!" moment, because the job of being on a jury of peers is to quite literally be just like us. However, it is insulting to his fellow jurors and to humanity as a whole to be technically classified as "his peers."
While the paparazzi and the presidential campaign would make it seem like Trump did not have the regular ole jury duty experience, a secret snapshot (or should I say, "Snapchat"?) caught Trump with his eyes glazed over next to a girl wearing earphones — just as bored as everyone else.
A Snapchatter snuck a snap of the Trumpus resting his eyes, dreaming of ruining the American Dream for immigrants.