New York insults dozens of people serving jury duty by labeling them Donald Trump's peers.

New York insults dozens of people serving jury duty by labeling them Donald Trump's peers.
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Donald Trump will see you in court.

New York insults dozens of people serving jury duty by labeling them Donald Trump's peers.

​Today, The Donald Trump spent the day in court. He was surprisingly not there to declare bankruptcy again, but in the jury box. 

Yup, Republican Presidential Candidate/insult comic Donald Trump reported for jury duty in New York City. He arrived at a courthouse in Lower Manhattan and was greeted by photographers before joining 75 of his fellow potential jurors in the jury room. What a fine, upstanding citizen — doing what is expected of him, complying with his civic obligation, only after being fined $250 for failing to report multiple times in recent years.

This is an exciting "Celebrities: they're just like us!" moment, because the job of being on a jury of peers is to quite literally be just like us. However, it is insulting to his fellow jurors and to humanity as a whole to be technically classified as "his peers." 

While the paparazzi and the presidential campaign would make it seem like Trump did not have the regular ole jury duty experience, a secret snapshot (or should I say, "Snapchat"?) caught Trump with his eyes glazed over next to a girl wearing earphones — just as bored as everyone else. 

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A Snapchatter snuck a snap of the Trumpus resting his eyes, dreaming of ruining the American Dream for immigrants.

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