It's time for Donald Trump's daily morning tweet review! Today's subject: Joe Scarborough and his Morning Joe co-host (and fiancée) Mika Brzezinski.
According to The Daily Beast, Trump used to like Scarborough, but that ended once he and Brzezinski started to dislike Trump. Trump wants his followers to know that he no longer watches Morning Joe (yeah, right), because Scarborough "speaks badly" of Trump. Right, just like every news station besides Fox.
Now Trump's on a mission to speak badly of Scarborough and Brzezinski, in a two-tweet story about the time that "Psycho" Joe visited Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate, with "low I.Q. Crazy Mika" in tow.
Apparently the pair stayed for three nights around New Year's Eve, and Brzezinski "insisted on joining" Trump. For what, we are given no clue. Either way, Trump apparently said no because Brzezinski was "bleeding badly from a face-lift." What was Trump saying no to? To Brzezinski joining him? To her bloody face? No idea.
All we know is that Trump is not fond of blood coming out of women, like when he said Megyn Kelly had "blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever." Evidently, Trump is very sensitive about women and blood.