Today, Donald Trump looked directly into a television camera and told Russia to hack into Hillary Clinton's emails. “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” he said, staring into the lens. “I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.” He doubled down in tweet form:

This wasn't even close to the only weird thing he said—he said Putin calls President Obama the n-word (how would he know?), confused Tim Kaine with someone else and confirmed he would never, ever release his taxes. Today. Welcome to the Thunderdome, let's take comfort in funny tweets.