Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
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Donald Trump is an outlier in many ways— from his unconventional campaign to his unorthodox presidency, the current president definitely likes to break the mold. He may also break with convention by being the first president without a pet in the White House in the last 150 years. Sad!

Most of our forefathers had four-legged friends alongside them as the ruled the free world. Some notable pets include John Adams' dog named Satan (sorry Donald, no copying), Abraham Lincoln's turkey and Calvin Coolidge's menagerie of animals, including a Pygmy hippopotamus, a black bear, and a duiker.

Surely there has to be some animal that would be excited to greet President Trump every day and cuddle up on the spot of his lap usually reserved for Russian cocktail waitresses. Here are some suggestions that would be fitting of our president:

A goldfish that is actually made out of gold.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
You don't even have to remember to feed it.
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Iago, the parrot from Aladdin.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
Also to serve as an advisor.

"Newt" Newt Gingrich.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
Put the man in a tank or a lizard on a tie— they're both equally slimy.

His hair.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
It really does have a mind of its own.
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One of the grizzly bears Betsey DeVos was talking about.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
It's a rescue.

Chris Christie

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
It's also a rescue.

A pissed-off bald eagle.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
"Caw! Resist!"

An actual mule from Moscow.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
It's a gift from Vlad.
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A pet rock that is actually a pet diamond.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
Suck it, hippies.

Melania's crocodile skin shoes.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
Hey, it was an animal once.

A camel with a whole lot of straws on its back.

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
No really, it's gonna break one of these days. We swear!

One of those things that crawled out of the swamp when he "drained it."

Trump still needs a White House pet. Here are the likeliest candidates.
Rudy Giuliani, is that you?
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According to The Washington Post, rumor has it that Donald Trump might adopt a Goldendoodle (a golden retriever and poodle mix) named Patton. However, we aren't convinced that he isn't just considering a goldendoodle so he can steal some of the dog's fur to fill out his toupée.

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