In an absolutely bonkers press conference that was supposed to be about infrastructure, President Donald Trump said that the violence in Virginia was also the fault of the counter-protestors, that some of the chanting Nazis were good dudes, Steve Bannon is a "nice man" and "not a racist," that removing confederate monuments is a slippery slope, and that he owns a house in Charlottesville. Read the full text here if you want your brain to feel like it's being punched and pooped on.