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On Thursday, Donald Trump elevated clickbait to presidential proportions, tweeting out a link to his Instagram with an enticing prelude on Twitter.

Taking the bait, a click leads to an Microsoft Paint picture of Trump claiming that the aforementioned rules are "Buy American" and "Hire American."

My Administration will follow two simple rules: BUY AMERICAN and HIRE AMERICAN! #USA

A post shared by President Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) on

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At least this means Trump won't be buying his own ties, drinking his own wine, or staying in his own tower, because all of his businesses have been dependent on foreign labor.

It's easy to find the receipts.

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With those rules already broken, Twitter is proposing the real "two simple rules" that the Trump administration will follow.

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