ICYMI: millions of women and allies all over the world took to the streets this weekend to protest Donald Trump and fascism. And in the spirit of equality, a woman named Sophie Stummvoll from London exercised her human right to try and bag a total babe she saw at the women's march in Trafalger Square, London.
Stummvoll caught a glimpse of a very pretty face under a sign reading "Fuck the Patriarchy," but was "too shy" to talk to the handsome stranger at the time.
So she did what we all do when we have a crush on someone, she went on Facebook:
So I was too shy to say anything to you during the march, but to the lovely and tall gentleman leading the chant for equality and graciously holding up "FUCK THE PATRIARCHY" I have a bit of a crush on you and should you ever be interested in discussing any of the above matters with me (pictured bottom left) my inbox is open!
GET IT, GIRL.
The internet was more than happy to help Stummvoll in her quest for love and people scrambled to track down this insanely hot feminist, now officially known as "equalitybae."
When women and their allies come together, literally anything is possible. Because the plan WORKED:
A woman tagged her friend named Morgan Edward Davies, who may as well change his name to Equality Bae. Because that's his identity now.
This is him:
Yeah, definitely the same guy:
THEN, Stummvoll, who we've already established knows how to go after what she wants, slid into Equality Bae's DM's, and posted this screenshot as proof:
"The message has been sent and potential romance has been initiated! #foundequalitybae #staytuned" she wrote.
And THEN, Equality Bae himself, who is more than just a fierce sign and a fiercely hot face, posted this screenshot of him responding to her original DM:
"I don't know if anyone saw a girl called Sophie's #findequalitybae post yesterday," he wrote. Well she did and drinks are on the cards."
"Drinks are on the cards" could mean anything: a one-night-stand, a blossoming friendship, an empty promise. But I choose to believe these two will fall in love and have a future together, raising woke babies and saving the world.
Or maybe it won't work out. In which case, Equality Bae, if you're reading this, "my inbox is open."