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Being a journalist can be depressing, so it's no surprise that when a news station gets a story with some levity, they want to write the hell out of it. And so there is the story of Ohio farmer Jerry Slanker, who used cow manure to write the words "NO TRUMP" in giant letters on his land:

This farmer is both no-bullshit and all-bullshit.
This farmer is both no-bullshit and all-bullshit.

Now, that's an amusing story on its own. But the news station that covered it, ABC5 out of Cleveland, was obviously so thrilled by this story, which could have easily been 30 seconds long, that they popped the segment up to 2 minutes and 40 seconds and stuffed it full of every poop and cow pun they could get away with on the evening news: