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ICYMI: the forecast has been non-stop golden showers all week, ever since Buzzfeed published an "unsubstantiated report" that our President-elect once paid Russian prostitutes to pee in front of him.

If that thought makes you lose your appetite, maybe this will help restore it:

MMMM nom nom nom.

The burger is a creation of DC-area restaurant Community and is "topped with a tiny pickle." It also comes with a "happy ending" glazed donut. And if you're not sold already, $5 of each $20 burger will be donated to Planned Parenthood.

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Commenters on Facebook are, much like our country, extremely divided.

Some people were extremely pissed and flooded the restaurant with one-star reviews:

1) serving a "golden shower" burger is disgusting and in extremely poor taste. I can't believe someone gave that a...

Posted by Tracy Malanga on Thursday, January 12, 2017

I don't want to think about people urinating on each other while I'm eating. Disgusting

Posted by Christina Miklus Greim on Thursday, January 12, 2017
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But others showered the restaurant with five-star ratings and glowing reviews:

Beautiful Restaurant. They are truly a part of the community, as they offered to safely fry Thanksgiving turkeys for...

Posted by Steve Hurley on Thursday, January 12, 2017

An incredible restaurant with amazing staff! Everyone should go and try it out. It is silly that people are giving bad...

Posted by Jack Welch on Thursday, January 12, 2017

Seems a lot of people want to leave reviews about their personal beliefs instead of leaving reviews about the food, so I...

Posted by Alexandra Thirumalai on Thursday, January 12, 2017

Without having tasted it, I'm giving this burger five (golden) stars. It may not change the fact that Trump, who may or may not be into "watersports," will be President in a week. But at least shoveling trans-fats into your pie-hole can help you temporarily forget.

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