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<p>On Tuesday, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html" target="_blank">CNN</a> reported that <a href="http://www.someecards.com/news/obama/president-obama-farewell-speech-last-speech-how-to-watch-obama-speech-online/">President Obama</a> and President-elect <a href="http://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/george-clooney-robert-deniro-defense-meryl-streep-trump/">Donald Trump</a> were given a two-page dossier detailing findings that Russia has &quot;compromising personal and financial information&quot; about Trump. Meaning, they have shit on him they could, conceivably, threaten to use against him.</p><p><a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.qcvQKZ3GN#.tdQ4Z2DxB" target="_blank">Buzzfeed</a> went ahead and posted the entire document <a href="https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html" target="_blank">online</a> and it&#39;s definitely questionable&mdash;it&#39;s unverified (lol, good luck verifying this stuff), highly salacious, and even contains spelling errors (which, presumably, official government documents should not contain). Supposedly, the report was prepared for Trump opponents by a former British intelligence agent.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/l46CA1G6jyqT1ldjG" width="480" height="265" frameborder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">One tidbit of information that stands out is an item claiming that President-elect Donald Trump rented out the presidential suite at Moscow&#39;s Ritz Carlton Hotel&mdash;the same room that President and Mrs. Obama (both of whom he&#39;s not super fond of) stayed in, and then hired sex workers for &quot;golden showers,&quot; or peeing for sexual gratification, in front of him.</span></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Buzzfeed via DocumentCloud" data-attribution-url="https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html" height="270" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/reportpost-GpEpUS.jpg" width="700" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html">Buzzfeed via DocumentCloud</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">The report could very well be bogus, so there&#39;s a heaping pile of &quot;allegedlys&quot; here. Nevertheless, Twitter is having a field day with the golden showers jokes, because how could they not? Here&#39;s what the funny people on Twitter had to say about the PEEOTUS. (Sorry, we couldn&#39;t resist.) </span></p><h2><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">1. </span></h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Hey Donald, what are your plans for your urine-augurat-&quot;<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/goldenshowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#goldenshowers</a> <a href="https://t.co/y0ASi4mZcu">pic.twitter.com/y0ASi4mZcu</a></p>&mdash; Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrFilmkritik/status/818980879154475013?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">2. </span></h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So now can we call deplorables &quot;Yellow Snowflakes&quot;? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a></p>&mdash; Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) <a href="https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/818980960834383872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Urinal kinds of trouble Mr. President <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a></p>&mdash; Tamara Rose 🇨🇦 (@misstamerica30) <a href="https://twitter.com/misstamerica30/status/818985301888630785?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/818977821330706433</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">5. </span></h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Current mood. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a> <a href="https://t.co/2tEj0Cthig">pic.twitter.com/2tEj0Cthig</a></p>&mdash; www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts (@veronicagpz) <a href="https://twitter.com/veronicagpz/status/818983884050300928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">6. </span></h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">IT&#39;S LIKE TWITTER CHRISTMAS <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a> I&#39;m so happy it&#39;s almost like we&#39;re NOT all gonna die in 10 days when President Pee takes over</p>&mdash; beth, alien uprising enthusiast👽 (@bourgeoisalien) <a href="https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/818982771267932162?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">7. </span></h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fun fact: <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a> is both Trump&#39;s sexual predeliction and name of his hair dye.</p>&mdash; Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) <a href="https://twitter.com/quinncy/status/818981659101925376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">8.</span></h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Guys, enough with the nonstop Donald Trump <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Goldenshowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Goldenshowers</a> puns, alright?<br><br>He must be really getting pissed.</p>&mdash; Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) <a href="https://twitter.com/thenoahkinsey/status/818981241152147457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When Trump can&#39;t respond to all the memes individually so he drops his response album. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a> <a href="https://t.co/i6BHXQu3G8">pic.twitter.com/i6BHXQu3G8</a></p>&mdash; Travon Free (@Travon) <a href="https://twitter.com/Travon/status/818987169133924352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">..that isnt highlighter <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/PEEOTUS?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#PEEOTUS</a> <a href="https://t.co/3N4pYExSGV">pic.twitter.com/3N4pYExSGV</a></p>&mdash; Meth Lab for Cutie (@kiralc) <a href="https://twitter.com/kiralc/status/818987015588843520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i mean talk about trickle down economics ayyyyyyyyyyyy</p>&mdash; Jonathan Doyle (@inpoliteco) <a href="https://twitter.com/inpoliteco/status/818990255068028929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is this what they mean by Golden Age of American politics?</p>&mdash; Kat Kinsman (@kittenwithawhip) <a href="https://twitter.com/kittenwithawhip/status/818981222949027840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh, so THAT&#39;s how trickle down economics works.</p>&mdash; Amanda Deibert 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 (@amandadeibert) <a href="https://twitter.com/amandadeibert/status/818970143770279936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Guys, it&#39;s JUST locker room peeing on people &amp; property. ALL men do it when they&#39;re alone with Russian prostitutes in a presidential suite!</p>&mdash; Kate James (@katecjames) <a href="https://twitter.com/katecjames/status/818981134184783872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Well, THIS is definitely the thing that will destroy Trump.&quot; -all of us being wrong for a full year.</p>&mdash; Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanWilbur/status/818957189419270146?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Well of course Trump likes <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GoldenShowers?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GoldenShowers</a>... <a href="https://t.co/8kCSVvtREF">pic.twitter.com/8kCSVvtREF</a></p>&mdash; Travon Free (@Travon) <a href="https://twitter.com/Travon/status/818971882024148992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kellyanne Conway, tomorrow: This is an utter lie. Donald Trump has never urinated in his life.</p>&mdash; eve peyser (@evepeyser) <a href="https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/818971035458568196?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope Obama just walks up to the mic says, &quot;The Aristocrats&quot; and walks off.</p>&mdash; Sam Sanders (@DreamSong77) <a href="https://twitter.com/DreamSong77/status/818983225188118528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear Trump fans:<br><br>Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.</p>&mdash; Johnny McVotey (@JohnnyMcNulty) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/818974435730485253?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/819216724973256704</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Last but not least, in case you&#39;re curious, here&#39;s the memo that Ben Smith of BuzzFeed sent to staff explaining why they published the unsubstantiated memo:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here&#39;s the note I sent to <a href="https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@buzzfeednews</a> staff this evening <a href="https://t.co/OcAloWzVzb">pic.twitter.com/OcAloWzVzb</a></p>&mdash; Ben Smith (@benyt) <a href="https://twitter.com/benyt/status/818978955965464580?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Twitter is having a field day with Trump #GoldenShowers tweets.

On Tuesday, CNN reported that President Obama and President-elect Donald Trump were given a two-page dossier detailing findings that Russia has &quot;compromising personal and financial information&quot; about Trump. Meaning, they have shit on him they could, conceivably, threaten to use against him.Buzzfeed went ahead and posted the entire document online and it&#39;s definitely questionable&mdash;it&#39;s unverified (lol, good luck verifying this stuff), highly salacious, and even contains spelling errors (which, presumably, official government documents should not contain). Supposedly, the report was prepared for Trump opponents by a former British intelligence agent.One tidbit of information that stands out is an item claiming that President-elect Donald Trump rented out the presidential suite at Moscow&#39;s Ritz Carlton Hotel&mdash;the same room that President and Mrs. Obama (both of whom he&#39;s not super fond of) stayed in, and then hired sex workers for &quot;golden showers,&quot; or peeing for sexual gratification, in front of him.  Buzzfeed via DocumentCloudThe report could very well be bogus, so there&#39;s a heaping pile of &quot;allegedlys&quot; here. Nevertheless, Twitter is having a field day with the golden showers jokes, because how could they not? Here&#39;s what the funny people on Twitter had to say about the PEEOTUS. (Sorry, we couldn&#39;t resist.) 1. &quot;Hey Donald, what are your plans for your urine-augurat-&quot;#goldenshowers pic.twitter.com/y0ASi4mZcu&mdash; Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) January 11, 2017 2. So now can we call deplorables &quot;Yellow Snowflakes&quot;? #GoldenShowers&mdash; Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 11, 2017 3.Urinal kinds of trouble Mr. President #GoldenShowers&mdash; Tamara Rose 🇨🇦 (@misstamerica30) January 11, 2017 4.https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/8189778213307064335. Current mood. #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/2tEj0Cthig&mdash; www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts (@veronicagpz) January 11, 2017 6. IT&#39;S LIKE TWITTER CHRISTMAS #GoldenShowers I&#39;m so happy it&#39;s almost like we&#39;re NOT all gonna die in 10 days when President Pee takes over&mdash; beth, alien uprising enthusiast👽 (@bourgeoisalien) January 11, 2017 7. Fun fact: #GoldenShowers is both Trump&#39;s sexual predeliction and name of his hair dye.&mdash; Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) January 11, 2017 8.Guys, enough with the nonstop Donald Trump #Goldenshowers puns, alright?He must be really getting pissed.&mdash; Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) January 11, 2017 9.When Trump can&#39;t respond to all the memes individually so he drops his response album. #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/i6BHXQu3G8&mdash; Travon Free (@Travon) January 11, 2017 10...that isnt highlighter #GoldenShowers #PEEOTUS pic.twitter.com/3N4pYExSGV&mdash; Meth Lab for Cutie (@kiralc) January 11, 2017 11.i mean talk about trickle down economics ayyyyyyyyyyyy&mdash; Jonathan Doyle (@inpoliteco) January 11, 2017 12.Is this what they mean by Golden Age of American politics?&mdash; Kat Kinsman (@kittenwithawhip) January 11, 2017 13.Oh, so THAT&#39;s how trickle down economics works.&mdash; Amanda Deibert 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 (@amandadeibert) January 10, 2017 14.Guys, it&#39;s JUST locker room peeing on people &amp; property. ALL men do it when they&#39;re alone with Russian prostitutes in a presidential suite!&mdash; Kate James (@katecjames) January 11, 2017 15.&quot;Well, THIS is definitely the thing that will destroy Trump.&quot; -all of us being wrong for a full year.&mdash; Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) January 10, 2017 16.Well of course Trump likes #GoldenShowers... pic.twitter.com/8kCSVvtREF&mdash; Travon Free (@Travon) January 11, 2017 17.Kellyanne Conway, tomorrow: This is an utter lie. Donald Trump has never urinated in his life.&mdash; eve peyser (@evepeyser) January 11, 2017 18.I hope Obama just walks up to the mic says, &quot;The Aristocrats&quot; and walks off.&mdash; Sam Sanders (@DreamSong77) January 11, 2017 19.Dear Trump fans:Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.&mdash; Johnny McVotey (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017 20.https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/819216724973256704Last but not least, in case you&#39;re curious, here&#39;s the memo that Ben Smith of BuzzFeed sent to staff explaining why they published the unsubstantiated memo:Here&#39;s the note I sent to @buzzfeednews staff this evening pic.twitter.com/OcAloWzVzb&mdash; Ben Smith (@benyt) January 11, 2017 

On Tuesday, CNN reported that President Obama and President-elect Donald Trump were given a two-page dossier detailing findings that Russia has &quot;compromising personal and financial information&quot; about Trump. Meaning, they have...