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I don't think they prepared these.

Somewhere in the last hour of the marathon CNN GOP debate, the candidates were asked what Secret Service code name they would want if elected President. Obama, for example, is "Renegade." George W. Bush was first "Tumbler" and later "Trailblazer." Reagan was "Rawhide." Jimmy Carter was "Lock Master," naturally. You see what kind of names we're talking about here. Code names. If I need to explain to you what a cool code name sounds like, go watch more spy movies. The candidates responded. Many got so caught up in trying to say something about themselves that they forgot to pick something that sounds remotely like a code name. And most were, y'know, just bad. Granted, they had limited time, but let's rank these by whether they make sense as a cool codename, with points given for making sense at all: