The first #GOPDebate inspired "How not to die if you’re playing a #GOPDebate drinking game tonight." Tonight, as America enters the third round of this battle, it has become clear that this pointless and repetitive clash between an array of bizarre and fantastical creatures with wildly different sizes and powers is reminiscent of a different trendy competition—Hearthstone. It's a new online game that's basically Magic: The Gathering but with Warcraft specifics. If you don't know what it is...I'm surprised you clicked on this. Anyway, without further ado, your #GOPDebate candidates as Hearthstone cards:

Sources: Hearthcards