A couple of handy charts to help you differentiate the types of Republican rape.

A couple of handy charts to help you differentiate the types of Republican rape.
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If we've learned anything this election year, it's that conservatives have more words for rape than Eskimos have for snow. So here's a comprehensive, color-coded guide to the many horrifying flavors of Republican rape. Think of it like the U.S. terror-level chart, except the terror comes exclusively from the prospect of having one of these idiots as your elected official.  

 

And since it can be hard remembering which white male politician made which laughably uninformed remark about sexual assault, here's a breakdown of who said what:

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