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FBI Director James Comey announced that the Bureau is investigating emails connected with Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server. The New York Times has reported that the Hillary-connected emails were found on devices belonging to top aide Huma Abedin and her soon-to-be-ex-husband Anthony Weiner while investigating his sexting.

That's right, Weiner's back, just as we were getting comfortable that America might not slide into fascism after all.

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And it's YET ANOTHER October surprise that relates to dudes' ever-destructive horniness.

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Comey sent a letter to members of Congress, which said that while the emails "did not come from [Clinton’s] private server," the FBI will " take appropriate investigative steps designed to allow investigators to review these emails to determine whether they contain classified information, as well as to assess their importance to our investigation."

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A refresher, since the minor character Anthony Weiner has not been seen in an episode of Election 2016 in awhile: he is being investigated for allegedly sexting with a minor. It's disgusting and horrible and awful.

This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.

Not with a bang but a Weiner.