In news that should surprise no one, Hillary Clinton is a cat person. You might remember Socks Clinton, the White House cat who Hillary wrote an actual book about (well, it's a collection of kids' letters to White House pets). OK, stay focused—Hillary also had a cat when she was growing up. And unfortunately, that cat didn't have a cute name like Socks. That cat was named Isis.
"Here we pose in our 1959 Easter finery with our cat, Isis," writes Clinton in her autobiography, Living History. Or, as Donald Trump will soon summarize: "Hillary Clinton is soft on ISIS. She pets it and gives it milk."
The Rodhams aren't the only ones who thought to name a pet Isis, as Downton Abbey fans know. In a Fox News article from 2014, a writer had to report that the "faithful lab from 'Downton Abbey' isn't being killed off because she shares the same name as a terrorist organization...."
Basically: Isis is a name. Even Bob Dylan knows that.