Less than 24 hours after Ted Cruz dropped out of the presidential race, his sort-of rival John Kasich is doing the same. With these two titans out of the way, no one is left to prevent Donald Trump from becoming the Republican nominee. Take a moment to think about that, and hug any loved ones in the room with you.

Of course, comedians on Twitter wasted no time in making light of the news. Here are the funniest jokes they made while trying not to weep: