"America's id is running for President." - Jon Stewart

For the sake of argument, let's pretend that you didn't immediately and instinctively start laughing yesterday when you found out that Donald Trump is running for president (or at least pretending to, like he does every four years). Let's just say that you think of him as a successful business person with a reasonable chance of making good on his promise to apply his unique skills to the handling of our nation.

Were that the case, then the above video from last night's Daily Show—in which Jon Stewart, Jordan Klepper and Hasan Minhaj all experience the most intense simultaneous and continuous orgasms ever witnessed on basic cable at the very thought of a 17-month Trump presidential campaign—might confuse you a tad.

Sources: The Daily Show