We're sure those fawning, awestruck children in the first row are all special little snowflakes in their own boring ways, Mr. President, but if you're looking for a kid with future leadership potential, he's sitting in the back row, using your visit as a brilliant distraction to plant a big, sneaky kiss on the girl next to him. An operation like that takes brains, confidence, decisiveness, and a take-charge attitude — everything we look for in a Commander in Chief. If you look closely, you can even see him whispering "You're going to be my Michelle" right into her ear.

Sources: The Daily What