You probably think cooking up a new campaign slogan is as easy as putting a noun in front of the phrase "for a better America," or, if you're a Libertarian candidate, an expletive in front of the word "seatbelts." But you couldn't be more wrong! It's actually much easier. Point in case: The lazy, but nevertheless genius "He Does Things" campaigns of Minnesota State Senator A.D. Stephens and St. Louis Mayor, Saunders Norvell. Simple, informative, and yet just vague enough to make it so that even if you murder a hooker while in office, you're technically not breaking any campaign promises. Democracy at its finest!