The Republican Party just released its platform, and it reads like a bitter breakup letter with the gays. Don't believe us? In the words of Donald Trump, just "Ask the gays!" So we did just that.

The 2016 GOP platform supports overturning the Supreme Court's marriage decision with a constitutional amendment; appointing federal judges that support "traditional family values"—something Trump knows so much about; promoting state laws that limit which restroom transgender people could use; even "conversion therapy" a.k.a. "pray the gay away."