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At this point, you might be tuning out all the amazing sound bites from a presidential race that already feels like it's lasted decades. That's healthy! But if you have stopped paying attention, here are the five most marvelous candidate lies you really shouldn't miss out on this week, counted down in entertainment value from least to most imaginative.

5. Bernie Sanders: "You may hear me say a word or two about my friend Donald Trump but not my democratic colleagues, who are serious people."

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Bernie's first lie was implying that classic third wheel Martin O’Malley and SNL featured player Hillary Clinton are always serious candidates. But that's just semantics—obviously Hillary has a real shot at the presidency.