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Donald Trump gets compared to fascist dictators pretty regularly, but now both he and Adolf have been recently hit with allegations surrounding the size of their genitals. Marco Rubio, often touted as a more 'moderate' and electable GOP candidate, just made jokes about Trump's penis because that's apparently what you do when you are down in the polls of the 2016 election cycle.

He’s always calling me ‘Little Marco’ … and I’ll admit he’s taller than me, he’s 6’2″ which is why I don’t understand why he has hands the size of someone who’s 5’2″. Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about men with small hands...You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them. All right? You can’t trust them.