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After a full day of fear-mongering madness at the Republican National Convention, the 14-minute address by First Lady candidate Melania Trump was absolutely the least awful. Despite being plagued by plagiarism, the female Trump did an impressive job of staying poised before the crowd, managing not to spew hate and fear like a Chachi or a Giuliani. Here are five totally-not-terrible things she said, as the breath of fresh air in a stuffy room of stuffy old people.