On Thursday, several news outlets reported Donald Trump had chosen Indiana governor Mike Pence as his running mate. In response, Twitter lit up with comedy. Go here for a roundup solely of Pence puns. Then, take a look at 21 great Mike Pence jokes below, that thankfully go beyond wordplay! Enjoy.
I feel like Mike Pence has yelled AFTER THEM at least once in his life— Shawn (@online_shawn) July 15, 2016
Mike Pence's domestic platform: Here is the church, here is the steeple. Open the door, and see all the people. pic.twitter.com/djt4kNPvA2— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) July 14, 2016
Mike Pence looks like every man in a Symbicort commercial throwing a frisbee to his dog on the beach.— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) July 14, 2016
Hats off to Mike Pence for making botox manly. pic.twitter.com/RlYDN6vKrk— jerry stahl (@somejerrystahl) July 15, 2016
can u imagine if trump got gingrich to give up his fox job and pence to give up running for re-election then picked christie lol— darth:™ (@darth) July 14, 2016
"Choosing my VP will require a thorough vetting process."— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) July 14, 2016
(Trump breaks pool stick and drops it in front of Christie & Pence)
"Make it fast"
I like Mike Pence's work as Commissioner Gordon in the 1966 Batman TV series pic.twitter.com/ztLHqNglZW— ✨dodai✨ (@dodaistewart) July 14, 2016
I like "Trump/Pence" because it sounds like "Trumpets" and that reminds me of Reel Big Fish. Anyway, my name is Wolf Blitzer and this is CNN— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) July 14, 2016
I've been singing the bird lady song from Mary Poppins with "Trump-Pence" for twenty minutes - and now you will, too.— Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) July 14, 2016
How Donald Trump selected Mike Pence for VP:— Kaleb Horton (@kalebhorton) July 15, 2016
"Uh, wow. Gingrich?"
"BLIND ME WITH WHITENESS."
Of all the Politician That Looks Like A Failed College Basketball Coach options available as a VP pick, Mike Pence was probably the best.— David Roth (@david_j_roth) July 14, 2016
OK Mike Pence is the first boring thing Trump has done. He might as well have picked a plate of scrambled eggs for VP.— James Adomian (@JAdomian) July 14, 2016
how many frogs did Trump have to kiss to find his one true Pence— Bez (@Bez) July 14, 2016
Trump: Who should be my VP?— Moltz (@Moltz) July 15, 2016
Advisors: Well, Mike Pence is a walking elephant shart in a suit.
Trump: GET HIM ON THE PHONE
A CNN source says all signs point to Pence as Trump VP pick. When shaken again, the source said "reply hazy try again & outlook not good."— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 14, 2016
According to experts I spoke with, Mike Pence would be the VP candidate historically whose name has most sounded like “my pants."— Philip Bump (@pbump) July 14, 2016
Mike Pence's memoir will be titled Someone Had To Do It— Justice for Lamby (@BobbyBigWheel) July 14, 2016
Mike Pence: The Guy That Looks Like Your Dad's Boss Who Hits On 19-Year-Olds That America Needs— Brian Boone (@brianbooone) July 14, 2016
trump: i need a vp who perpetually appears to be staring into the sun— Hippo (@InternetHippo) July 14, 2016
mike pence: pic.twitter.com/PuLdEJITKW