12 photos of Mitt Romney awkwardly attempting to hold babies.

12 photos of Mitt Romney awkwardly attempting to hold babies.
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I'll bet you $10,000 I can throw this baby to her mom without looking.

Mitt Romney wants you to know he will be a sure hand on the economy, a sure hand holding it out over an abyss while he chuckles. Mitt Romney wants you to know that while he was at Bain he took hold of fragile companies; some of them grew up to be big and strong, some just falled. We need a President willing to take risks. A President willing to think big. A President willing to take someone else's baby and play 'airplane' with it in state after state.

 

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"There is nothing more magical than the feel of a baby's ribcage in your hand."

 

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"I value life so much, I'm auctioning off this baby. $20 to the crying mom, who can top it?"

 

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"Sold! To the childless couple in the back. See, the free market works, folks."

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"Your baby is like the economy, and my hands are the government; stopping him from flying."

 

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"HA HA HA! I HOLD HIS LIFE IN MY COLD, UNFEELING HANDS!

 

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"What an adorable little corporation!"

 

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"Ok, how do you think I should handle this 7-10 split?"

 

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"Ha! Look how his hair flutters right next to these deafening speakers."

 

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"It's the chosen one! Just kidding, no one in this room is special."

 

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"I should just tie you to this sign and use you as an adorable kite!"

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"Hahaha, you think you're allowed to touch one such as I."

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