Finally, women can bleed as blue as in pad commercials.

Love him or hate him, Barack Obama has never been closer to women. Whether you want to signal your allegiance by having your vagina permanently gazing at the 44th President's icon-sized images or trumpet your opposition to his socialist hegemony by bleeding all over his face, you may now do so thanks to That's right, this homemade cloth rewashable (afterall, how could he stop the rise of the oceans if people kept throwing Obama pads in them?) pantyliner pad is ready for purchase with your American dollars today, until the government collapses and Obama pads and gold are the only forms of currency left. Halloween and rainbow designs also available (not a joke). Just remember the most important rule about using rewashable Obama menstrual products: change.