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Copping wedding locations and then copping squats is what our President does best!
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To everyone in America who has accused our 44th president of being a spineless failure who sucks at negotiations, Barack Hussein Obama II has finally taken a tough stance. For the good of the free world, he must play golf on his Christmas vacation.

Army captains Natalie Heimel and her fiancé, Edward Mallue Jr., heard from the Prez twice the day before their wedding. First, they received a letter in which the brave commander sent his regrets that he would not be able to attend their wedding. Apparently, they were familiar enough with their boss to know he vacationed at the islands during the holidays and took a stab at getting him to celebrate their big day with them.

Sources: Bloomerg