I don't really like politics. But I love Barack Obama. I mean his policies were fine—once, I even overheard a person saying they were great! And I've read some headlines to back that up, so that's basically 100 percent true. But here's ten things I will miss about Obama that have nothing whatsoever to do with legislation, executive orders, or a political agenda. All I'm saying is please, please don't leave us.

1. His comedy