This erotic yet oddly angry depiction of Mitt Romney with his penis inside a makeshift cylinder of cash surfaced on eBay earlier today. We like it but it seems a little inaccurate. There's no way Mitt would be able to sustain an erection for a wad of money that small. He's just not going to take off his weird Mormon underwear for anything smaller than a half-mil. 

Sources: BuzzFeed