Pet store letting people vote for President with bags of poop.

Pet store letting people vote for President with bags of poop.
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Early voting is getting out of hand.

A Brooklyn pet store is allowing dog owners who can't wait for November 6th to cast their vote right now using nothing more than their dogs' endless supply of excrement. You can buy these presidential election poop bags and choose whichever candidate you most think deserves to be covered in your dog's waste. A good system, but what about our boys overseas and people who are traveling this month? Is there an address where they can send their absentee poop bags? And what about those districts in Ohio where election officials are asking for photo ID before dog owners can cast their poop bags into the garbage? That's not the America we signed up for, people.

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