In June, Public Policy Polling released the results of a poll about Pennsylvanian political preferences. And because politics isn't always a depressing sh*t-show that reminds us about the end of the world, PPP asked a fun question: "Who do you think is more qualified to be President: the Phillie Phanatic, or Donald Trump?" 46% of respondents said the Phanatic, while only 40% said Trump. 14% were undecided, which implies that they were considering the question seriously.

The Phanatic does have some great presidential qualities. He promotes physical fitness: