(photo: Carolyn Caster/AP)

This is just an ordinary, everyday photo of the Vice President of the United States whispering into the ear of the female motorcycle gang member sitting on his lap. Based on our viewing of Sons of Anarchy, the guy on the right is either getting pissed off because she's his "old lady," or he's trying to keep cool while hoping the Secret Service doesn't find the stash of handguns he's transporting in his bedroll. The guy on the left is simply making the face you make when you just feel overwhelmed by all the love in the world. And Joe Biden is making whatever face Joe Biden wants to make because Joe Biden just doesn't give a motherf**k.

Sources: ABC News