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The men and women campaigning to be President of the United States of America face a tough choice: do you elevate the tenor of our national debate with the most precise and aspirational language possible, or do you shoot one-syllable word bullets straight from the hip at Americans who aren't part of the "grammar elite"? Both roads lead to the White House, and the fancy road isn't necessarily the high one. The folks over at Mashoid went over the many, many remarks by the 2016 candidates, and added George W. Bush and Barack Obama for good measure—after all, whatever they did worked.

Sources: Mashoid