White House doctor Ronny Jackson made a special guest appearance at today's press briefing, and with all the solemnity of a man who has seen Donald Trump naked, read out the results of the president's physical.
Many people are saying that 239 pounds sounds suspiciously low, leading to the birth of a new birther movement.
Side effects may include:
But is it working?
REPORTER: How does a guy who eats McDonald's & all those Diet Cokes & never exercises be in as good of shape as you say he is?— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 16, 2018
PHYSICIAN: It's called genetics... he has incredible genes... I told him if he had a healthier diet over last 20 years he might live to be 200 years old pic.twitter.com/6zAPFioQ4D
But scoring a 30/30 on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment is not as exciting as it sounds.
As The New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman notes, that inch is what spares him as being classified as obese.
DR GUPTA: Trump "is taking cholesterol-lowering medication, he has evidence of heart disease, and he's borderline obese. Can you characterize that as excellent health?"— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 16, 2018
PRESIDENTIAL PHYSICIAN: Yes! pic.twitter.com/e63bKD2H7W