Rob Ford preparing for rehab. (via)

Everyone's favorite tweaking Teddy Bear, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, just spoke with the Canadian press and says that the rehab he claims to be at is going so well that it sounds like he's not actually getting treatment. "Rehab is amazing. It reminds me of football camp," he told the Toronto Sun. "I"m working out every day and I am learning about myself, my past and things like that." Rob wouldn't say where he is, or if he is even in Canada, which is understandable considering there's a good chance Rob has no idea where he is.

Sources: Huffington Post