How is there not a standing Toronto PD order to take this man home on sight?
(via CBC News)

Despite promising to stay off the sauce in the wake of his crack-smoking scandal, Rob Ford admitted to drinking "a little bit" last night after being confronted with this video. Strangely, his brother Doug insists that this video was not shot last night, which means that either way Rob Ford was blackout drunk last night (and some other night in the past when he did this), and he's had too many other blackout nights not to know that this wasn't recent. On top of all of this, his Jamaican accent is terrible.

Sources: CBC News | Toronto Sun