Sarah Palin cracked her head open while rock-running, posted pictures of her injuries to Facebook, and then somehow pivoted to attack Hillary Clinton in the same post. As one does.
She mocked Hillary Clinton in her post, saying...
"Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it."
If you're confused, this is in reference to the conspiracy theories that Hillary Clinton is literally on death's door. The metaphorical implications of Trump supporters' greatest hope at this point being the sudden death of their opponent aside, what does this have to do with Sarah's injuries? Great question.
"Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road... Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks 'what happened?' I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully."
Wait, how is the doctor sexist?
She ended her rant with links to conspiracy theory sites speculating on the state of Hillary Clinton's health and imminent death. After all, no one knows better than Sarah Palin how bad it would be if someone in charge of a state, or worse, the nation, were to suddenly leave part-way into their term.