Last night, Donald Trump held a rally in Iowa to celebrate the most inevitable thing to yet happen to his campaign—he has been endorsed by all-of-the-papers reader and Alaska Governorship speed-record holder Sarah Palin. Needless to say, this endorsement garnered yuge enthusiasm... among the sarcastic, liberal pagan, "New York values"-holding, coastal elite chuckleheads on Twitter. Behold, their smug and hilarious satisfaction/terror: